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		<title>Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit that Doesn&#8217;t Fucking Work</title>
		<link>http://igotablog.com/2009/02/10/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fucking-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn&#8217;t Fucking Work Via Laughing Squid. Tweet]]></description>
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<p>Via <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fucking-work/">Laughing Squid.</a></p>
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		<title>Apple Introduces Revolutionary Laptop With No Keyboard</title>
		<link>http://igotablog.com/2009/01/05/apple-introduces-revolutionary-laptop-with-no-keyboard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creative Ideas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read More. Tweet]]></description>
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<span style="color: #0000ee; text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary?utm_source=embedded_video">R</a>ead More.</span></p>
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		<title>Voting Machine Elected as President</title>
		<link>http://igotablog.com/2008/11/04/voting-machine-elected-as-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creative Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uh oh!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in &#8212; We have a new candidate who has been elected for president. It&#8217;s not Obama nor McCain. Electronic voting machines across the country have unanimously voted for the DRE700 voting machine to be elected as next president of the United States. [Laughing Squid via The Onion News Network] Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This just in &#8212; We have a new candidate who has been elected for president. It&#8217;s not Obama nor McCain.</p>
<blockquote><p>Electronic voting machines across the country have unanimously <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/voting_machines_elect_one_of">voted for the DRE700 voting machine</a> to be elected as next president of the United States.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://laughingsquid.com/voting-machines-have-elected-a-voting-machine-as-president/">Laughing Squid</a> via <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/voting_machines_elect_one_of">The Onion News Network</a>]</p></blockquote>
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		<title>World of World of Warcraft</title>
		<link>http://igotablog.com/2008/06/12/world-of-world-of-warcraft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The World of World of Warcraft, aka &#8220;WoWoW&#8221;, Allows people to play as people playing the original World of Warcraft game. Details in the video. &#8216;Warcraft&#8217; Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing &#8216;Warcraft&#8217; Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The World of World of Warcraft, <em>aka &#8220;WoWoW&#8221;, </em>Allows people to play as people playing the original World of Warcraft game. Details in the video.</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/80992?utm_source=embedded_video">&#8216;Warcraft&#8217; Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing &#8216;Warcraft&#8217;</a></p>
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