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Obama Girls Go to School; Wears Backpack; Has Keychain; Tomato Basil Soup on Lunch Menu

Matt — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:06:30 +0000

Does the media get enough satisfaction by indulging on President Elect Obama’s children?

Primary school teacher who told children: ‘Santa does not exist’ is fired

Matt — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:06:23 +0000

A primary school teacher who left a class of 25 pupils in tears after she told told them Santa Claus did not exist has been fired..

If “Santa” didn’t exist our economy would be fucked.

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RIT in a Nutshell

Matt — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:33:11 +0000

My sister decided to snoop around Urban Dictionary and typed in her school name, Roanoke College.

roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.�

“welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?”

Curiously, I typed in the name of my school, RIT:

11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)�
2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students�
9,308 LAN parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs. marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg GPA, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301 anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.�

[Urban Dictionary]