Bikini Models Make Music Through Their Body

Matt — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:41:28 +0000

This is very cool.

Calvin Harris, of Sony Music UK, has used conductive paint on carefully choreographed circuit-closing bikini models recreating his song, “Ready For The Weekend.”

Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson together? Yes.

Matt — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:56:46 +0000

Interesting what you can find on the internet.

Happy Holidays!

[Thanks Jerry!]

Neil Young: Let’s Impeach the President

Matt — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:23:10 +0000

President Bush’s approval rating has been on the decline for a very long time. So long that I cannot remember when his approval rating was increasing. Here’s a little video featuring Neil Young singing, “Let’s Impeach the President.”

Feel the Power of the Schwartz

Matt — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:44:08 +0000

How many professors do you know that would sing in front of their class? Unless you’re taking music classes, I doubt you’ll be raising your hand for this one, but let me rephrase the question: How many Computer Science professors will create a parody of the course and then perform it in front of class with the instrumental version of Alice Cooper’s “I’m Eighteen?” Put your hands down.�This is the power of the Schwartz.

Professor Schwartz — once a superhero who�has superhuman strength and agility and can perform amazing acrobatic feats. His feet are as agile as his hands and can be used to perform any action his hands are able to. He is also able to rapidly heal himself from injuries,�professor at some over-hyped Ivy League school,�professor at Cornell — now teaches various types of Computer Science including Game Design and�Development�at RIT. Not only has he scaled Mount Everest while wearing only an 1837 diving mask, but he also writes and sings his own parodical music.

Today, David “The Beast” Schwartz sung a song of many a tale. It was the long-awaited 218-end-of-the-year-theme-song. Unfortunately I do not have video but pictures of The Beast�in his full glory.

And now, the infamous lyrics:

�

“218″ by David I. Schwartz (c) 2008

courtesy of “I’m 18″ by Alice Cooper

�

Lines of code form in my brain � � � � ��

Lines of code go down the drain � � � � �

In a bind with no backup plan � � � � � �

I’m annoyed, and I am damned

�

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

and I can’t take anymore � � � � � � � ��

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

I just need to head for the door � � � ��

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

I just can’t get arrays � � � � � � � � �

I need to implement this interface � � ��

My heap needs to allocate more space � ��

Oh no � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

�

I took 217 just to give me a start � � ��

It’s been 10 weeks just to get this far �

Don’t know what my prof’s talkin’ about �

Feels like I’m festering with doubt � � �

Here in � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

�

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

We get new syntax each day � � � � � � ��

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

Skip anything and wow, do we pay! � � � �

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

But I need to graduate � � � � � � � � ��

�

Can’t understand what the compiler says �

Feels like I’m in over my head � � � � ��

I’m in between � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

a programming sequence � � � � � � � � ��

I’m annoyed, and I am damned � � � � � ��

I’m in 218 and I like it � � � � � � � ��

Yes I like it � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Oh I like it � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

Love it � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Like it � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Love it � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 and I like it!

What do you think about The Beast?

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Bikini Models Make Music Through Their Body

Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson together? Yes.

Neil Young: Let’s Impeach the President

Feel the Power of the Schwartz