Ali-G Interviews Posh Spice and David Beckham

Matt — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:20:29 +0000

This interview may be old, but it’s still gold.

Dogs and Wii don’t mix

Matt — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:15:32 +0000

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[FailBlog]

Koerner teaches Colbert about the Environment

Matt — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:43:51 +0000

A must watch:

Commercial Creatively Conceived — Conceptually Controversial

Matt — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:37:22 +0000

So there’s this controversial commercial by JC Penny that parent’s don’t like. More after the jump (Watch it below).

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So what’s the big deal? This commercial is only controversial based on personal opinion. The two young adults could simply have a�competition�and whoever gets dressed the quickest wins. However, if you think the way that I do then it’s a completely different story. The two kids know what they want and they have been practicing just incase mom decides to come down stairs while their in the middle of the hokey-pokey.

Stop complaining–It’s a good commercial, except maybe it should have been made for Trojan or Durex and not a cheap ass clothing retailer.

Does this commercial intrigue you? Or does it stir the “I’m an anal bitch-stick?”

Feel the Power of the Schwartz

Matt — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:44:08 +0000

How many professors do you know that would sing in front of their class? Unless you’re taking music classes, I doubt you’ll be raising your hand for this one, but let me rephrase the question: How many Computer Science professors will create a parody of the course and then perform it in front of class with the instrumental version of Alice Cooper’s “I’m Eighteen?” Put your hands down.�This is the power of the Schwartz.

Professor Schwartz — once a superhero who�has superhuman strength and agility and can perform amazing acrobatic feats. His feet are as agile as his hands and can be used to perform any action his hands are able to. He is also able to rapidly heal himself from injuries,�professor at some over-hyped Ivy League school,�professor at Cornell — now teaches various types of Computer Science including Game Design and�Development�at RIT. Not only has he scaled Mount Everest while wearing only an 1837 diving mask, but he also writes and sings his own parodical music.

Today, David “The Beast” Schwartz sung a song of many a tale. It was the long-awaited 218-end-of-the-year-theme-song. Unfortunately I do not have video but pictures of The Beast�in his full glory.

And now, the infamous lyrics:

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“218″ by David I. Schwartz (c) 2008

courtesy of “I’m 18″ by Alice Cooper

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Lines of code form in my brain � � � � ��

Lines of code go down the drain � � � � �

In a bind with no backup plan � � � � � �

I’m annoyed, and I am damned

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218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

and I can’t take anymore � � � � � � � ��

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

I just need to head for the door � � � ��

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

I just can’t get arrays � � � � � � � � �

I need to implement this interface � � ��

My heap needs to allocate more space � ��

Oh no � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

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I took 217 just to give me a start � � ��

It’s been 10 weeks just to get this far �

Don’t know what my prof’s talkin’ about �

Feels like I’m festering with doubt � � �

Here in � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

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218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

We get new syntax each day � � � � � � ��

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

Skip anything and wow, do we pay! � � � �

218! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

But I need to graduate � � � � � � � � ��

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Can’t understand what the compiler says �

Feels like I’m in over my head � � � � ��

I’m in between � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

a programming sequence � � � � � � � � ��

I’m annoyed, and I am damned � � � � � ��

I’m in 218 and I like it � � � � � � � ��

Yes I like it � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Oh I like it � � � � � � � � � � � � � ��

Love it � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Like it � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Love it � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

218 and I like it!

What do you think about The Beast?

I Got A Blog!!! » comedy

Ali-G Interviews Posh Spice and David Beckham

Dogs and Wii don’t mix

Koerner teaches Colbert about the Environment

Commercial Creatively Conceived — Conceptually Controversial

Feel the Power of the Schwartz