
Hi, I’m Matt Gardner.
I always hear, “A Word to the Wise…” followed by some of the usual stuff not to do.. But why do the wise need to hear what you non-wise have to say?
I enjoy speed quilting, bird watching, and four-minute-chess. I am a proud shuffleboard tournament champion. I crush ice with my bear hands.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.








3 responses so far ↓
1 Dan
// May 10, 2008 at 3:03 am
I was lookin for a way to contact you but couldn’t find a form/email. Your blog has some great content and I noticed some RIT paraphernalia in some of your pics. If you’re @ RIT you should join our little network of bloggers [I found your site through Andy] http://www.thecollegeblognetwork.com/schools/rit
2 taylor rooney
// Jun 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
HI MATT
3 Mike
// Sep 17, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Here’s the link for “On/Off – A Jekyll & Hyde Story,” a horror novel, set entirely on the RIT campus, that will be published on November 11th, 2008. I thought your readers might enjoy hearing about it: http://www.crypticbindings.com/page2/page8/page8.html
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